Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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