do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
God, I missed his penis.
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