I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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