My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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