TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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