Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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