Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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