Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
