so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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