That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
