using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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