there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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