you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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