Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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