do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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