He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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