Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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