what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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