I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
