Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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