Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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