Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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