is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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