Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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