Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Randomize
