Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
me + whiskey = a bad person
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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