You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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