I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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