Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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