Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
