If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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