That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
