Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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