I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
