Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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