Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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