I heard we made out
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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