So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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