Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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