Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize