you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
