Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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