when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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