her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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