A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He felt like a one man threesome
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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