Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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