Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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