so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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