so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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