Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
