So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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