Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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