We're like a lot better than the average bears
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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