office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
it glows. i had to have it.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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