I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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